Captain Hawkeye

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Me during all these boring but necessary social interactions.

I know it takes less muscles to smile than frown. But my frowning muscles had more training.

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You put your metal arm in,

You put your metal arm out,

You put your metal arm in and you shake it all about,

You do the hokey pockey and suddenly remember that the man who you’re about to kill was your best friend and that you that haven’t seen him in more than 50+ years.